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My latest startup manufactures and sells safety helmets for desk workers who bang their head on their desk out of frustration.

@liw Are you looking for investors?

I'd suggest a keyboard airbag that triggers preemptively when an engineer receives a mail from sales

Lars Wirzenius

@larsmb Absolutely looking for investors. This is going to be big. Huge, even.

@liw Also desks and keyboards that cause less injury by breaking more easily, but one can make more money from selling replacements

@larsmb @liw bobs balsa bodega! Come get a cozy desk! No, sadly you have to put your monitor on the wall , as the desks cant handle the weight.

However, when you headbutt it, youll feel like godzilla. We also have the premium office features including extra-thin safety-shatter clay pots so you can smash and shatter without excessive fear of injury, and we also sell really shaky balsa bookcases with fake books that all but explode with lightweight tracer paper when you throw them about.

For premium experience, we recommend our padded wall solution to reduce noise and chance of injury.

Come build out a replica of your office to go full kaiju in! 10/10 agree! Wow! Call today! Prices as low as $19.99 a month!